Welcome to Smash Club.The first rule of Smash Club is: talk about Smash Club.
The second rule of Smash Club is: talk about Smash Club.
Third rule of Smash Club: If you have a controller, bring it.
Fourth rule: Up to eight players to a game.
Fifth rule: No hammers, maximum tomatoes, hearts, or stars.
Sixth rule: No assholes.
Seventh rule: 3 stocks, no time limit. Smash will go on as long as it has to.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Smash Club, you must Smash.